Dear RuPaul, Please Save America From Ron Paul in the Name of All That’s Glittery and Fabulous

 

The other night on Twitter, facing another episode of the World’s Most Unpleasant and Hateful Clowns Emerging From a Tiny Clown Car reality show which is the GOP presidential primary, and quite frankly freaked out by the surge in popularity of Ron Paul among young people/”libertarians,” I tweeted this:

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And this:

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/cyn3matic/status/153862037359964160″]

 

And then, a direct appeal to RuPaul:

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/cyn3matic/status/153866044216328192″]

 

Now, my prayers have been answered, because RuPaul is going to be in New Hampshire! From the Politico report:

RuPaul explained to POLITICO: “I’m going to N.H. on a mission to spread love and set the record straight: contrary to recent reports, I am NOT Ron Paul. And I am not running for President of the United States. I hope to meet Ron Paul in person so we can be seen together to put the rumors to rest once and for all. And to remind Mr. Paul and all the Republican Presidential candidates ‘if you can’t love yourself how in the hell are you going to love somebody else. Can I get an ‘Amen?’”

Thank you, god! First you heard me on Michele Bachmann dropping out, then you sent RuPaul to clarify the differences between Ru and Ron.

Cynematic blogs at P i l l o w b o o k. She has been known to work it, girl.

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